The A-Z of teen text speak

Here is an excellent article from Sue Scheff who is an Author and Parent Advocate. She founded Parents’ Universal Resource Experts in 2001. P.U.R.E. is an organization that helps parents with struggling teens. Learn more at www.suescheff.com and email Sue at [email protected]

Learning the teen language is only the beginning of parenting teenagers today.

Do you know the A-Z text codes?

Brought to you by TextZapper, now is a very good time to become an educated parent!

TextZapper is a parental-controlled cell phone app, which essentially has a message monitoring component that notifies the parent who is alerted via a text on their cell phone – if a suspicious text or email is sent to their son or daughter.

Any language which makes reference to sex, sexting, as well as things related to cyberbullying, suicide, guns, weapons or drugs – among many other things – are red-flagged.

There are more than 11,000 key words and phrases that trigger the notification. In addition to the alert about the message, the parent will also receive the phone number responsible for sending the message.

Here is an A-Z list of text codes you should know about:

  • 1174   Nude club
  • 182     I hate you
  • 420     Marijuana
  • 4Q      F*** You
  • 53X     Sex
  • 8         Oral sex
  • 9         Parent is watching
  • 99       Parent is no longer watching
  • A/S/L/P  Age/Sex/Location/Picture
  • A3         Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
  • ADIH     Another Day In Hell
  • ASL       Age/Sex/Location
  • banana  code word for penis
  • BITFOB   Bring It The F*** On, Bitch
  • BJ           Blow Job
  • BM          Byte Me
  • BMF        Bad Mother F***er
  • BOHICA   Bend Over Here It Comes Again
  • BTFO      Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
  • BUFF       Big Ugly Fat F***
  • CBF        Can’t Be F***ed
  • CBJ         Covered Blow Job
  • CD9        Code 9 – it means parents are around
  • CU46      See You For Sex
  • DOC       Drug Of Choice
  • DUM       Do You Masturbate?
  • DURS     Damn You Are Sexy
  • DUSL     Do You Scream Loud?
  • EOL       End Of Life
  • ESMF     Eat Sh** Mother F***er
  • FAH        F***ing A Hot
  • FAP       F***ing A Pissed
  • FAYF***    All Y’all
  • FBF***    Buddy -or- FaceBook
  • FBI         F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
  • FMLTWIA   F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
  • FMUTA      F*** Me Up The Ass
  • FNG       F***ing New Guy
  • FO         F*** Off
  • FOAD    F*** Off And Die
  • FU2       F*** You Too
  • FUBAR  F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair)
  • FUBB    F***ed Up Beyond Belief
  • GAFL    Get A F***ing Life
  • GAGFI  Gives A Gay First Impression
  • GAL      Get A Life
  • HOIC     Hold On, I’m Coming
  • I&I         Intercourse & Inebriation
  • IBGYBG   I’ll Be Gone, You’ll Be Gone
  • IPN        I’m Posting Naked
  • ITS        Intense Text Sex
  • IWBAPTKYAIYSTA   I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
  • IWBNI    It Would Be Nice If
  • IWFU     I Wanna F*** You
  • IWIWU   I Wish I Was You
  • IWSN     Want Sex Now
  • IYAOYAS   If You Ain’t Ordinance You Ain’t Sh**
  • kitty        Code word for vagina
  • KPC        Keeping Parents Clueless
  • KWSTA   Kiss With Serious Tongue Action
  • L8R         Later
  • L?^          Let’s hook up
  • LABATYD Life’s A Bitch And Then You Die
  • LAGNAF   Lets All Get Naked And F***
  • LAQ          Lame Ass Quote
  • LB?W/C    Like Bondage? Whips or Chains
  • LBR and LGR   Little Boy’s Room and Little Girl’s Room
  • LBUG or LBIG  Laughing Because You’re Gay -or- Laughing Because I’m Gay
  • LD            Long Distance -or- Later Dude
  • LDIMEDILLIGAF  Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
  • LHOS       Lets Have Online Sex
  • LHSO       Let’s Have Sex Online
  • LHU          Let’s Hook Up
  • LIB           Lying In Bed
  • NICE        Nonsense In Crappy Existence
  • NIFOC     Nude In Front Of The Computer
  • NIGYYSOB  Now I’ve Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
  • RUH            Are You Horny?
  • RUMCYMHMD   Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
  • RUMORF     Are You Male OR Female?
  • SMB     Suck My Balls
  • STM     Spank The Monkey
  • URAPITA     You Are A Pain In The Ass
  • URSAI          You Are Such An Idiot

ZapMyText and learn more about what your teens are talking about.  More importantly, be sure they are not text talking and driving.  Texting and driving is deadly – talk today to your teen about texting and driving and the life you save may be your child’s.

Don’t forget about distracted bicycling!  Too many teens are texting and pedaling, which is extremely dangerous too.  Read more.

Although Florida has a texting and driving bill that passed the Senate Committee, currently there is not legislation in place. For the Florida law update, click here.

Anna, a Sunrise resident and mother of a 15 year-old daughter, reviewed the above list.  “Where in the world do these kids come up with these things. When we were going up we would be punished for even mentioning some of this stuff,” Anna stated.  Yes, this is a new generation.

Be an educated parent, you will have safer teens.

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